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Dressing for Dinner in Istanbul

Istanbul: Evening dress, Cuban cigars and hot chickens

Istanbul: Evening dress, Cuban cigars and hot chickens

I seem to remember being extraordinarily proud of myself when, at a tender age of seven, I not only knew where Constantinople was, but I was also able to spell it.

Such elation, however, was short-lived when searching Collin’s World Gazetteer for the battleground of much of my early history lessons – in its place there appeared to be a square blob of a city that wasn’t even the capital of this large, rectangular country somewhere to the south of Europe.

Whatever its current invention, there is no doubt that Istanbul is one of the truly great cities of the world, and a worthy stopover on the now-legendary Rhoute. Dripping in history, saturated with fabulous architecture, boasting some awe-inspiring views across the Bosphorus and home to the best cuisine on my journey so far (this side of the Tian Shan, that is – there are still very, very few contenders for the tremendous gongbao jiding in China), the city appears to have everything.

It is also the only city I have come across over the past few months that I feel can really lay claim to being both Asian and European at the same time, as dandied as that sounds. Almost as soon as I left China, claims were being made that [insert Central Asian country] was the ‘bridge between Europe and Asia’, or the ‘real Eurasia’, a ‘meeting point between the two continents’ etc. Just half a day’s drive from the Chinese border, Almaty certain felt very European – as did Tashkent, Bishkek, or much of the Caucasus.

Mosque-tastic. Cityscape from Topkapi Palace.

Mosque-tastic. Cityscape from Topkapi Palace.

However, instead of being an island of European civilisation on the steppes, or in the middle of the desert, Istanbul seems ferociously proud of its mongrel heritage, and feels both Asian and European in equal measure. I certainly didn’t get that impression from anywhere I’ve travelled through since the beginning of May.

The ol’ wallet has certainly been taking a sound beating, in the way only Europe knows how to dish out. Twenty lira a pop for most of the main sights (and there was me whinging about five dollars at The Registan in Samarkand!) certainly adds up, and seeking refuge in a shot of strong Turkish coffee will set you back another five. Get any more adventurous and you’ll be scurrying to the ATMs before the real spending starts in the Grand Bazaar, the Spice Bazaar or in the hundreds of boutiques hidden among the city streets flogging carpets, jewellery, Turkish Delight, tea of all flavours, nargile pipes and all manner of tourist tat.

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En Route to Europe

Turkish bus companies seem to be slippery about how long it takes to make your way to Istanbul from elsewhere on the Anatolian peninsula. Even with the main drag from the capital, Ankara, they were hardly exacting:

“Between five and seven hours”, was the cryptic reply I was given, both by the bus companies themselves, and the ferocious armies of touts they all employ to snag lost-looking souls with backpacks and throw them on the next bus which needs filling.

“Well, which? Five or seven?”, I asked. I was approaching Europe, dammit, the least I could expect was a whiff of customer service. A helpless shrug of the shoulders was all I was getting from Mehmet at Ulusoy though, who helpfully reminded which platform I’d be leaving from in Ankara’s immense central bus hub.

Sadly, what Mehmet forgot to disclose was that the bus would be leaving half an hour ahead of schedule – along with all my bags, it transpired. Minor panic. Mehmed? Shrug. Taxi? Where to? Shrug.

After a spot of torso-lunging out of the taxi window, waving my arms around frantically to attract the driver’s attention through the impenetrable tinted – and doubtless bullet-proof – windows, he finally relented and I was allowed to board in a dusty lay-by.

“We made an announcement!” protested the driver. “Your bag was here so we knew you were too!”.

Drama over, I was united with my backpack containing treasures from the East, chief among which were the tremendous Tutku biscuits I stocked up on in Samsun. A whirl of vanilla/chocolate biscuit on the outside, they hide a venerable chocolate explosion on the inside, thus making them perfect for any occasion, particularly breakfast.

I munched the Tutku hungrily and settled back for the journey of no fixed duration. It was soon clear just why that was. Istanbul: 10km, read the signs after only a few hours on the road.

An hour or so later, we were still trundling through the outskirts of this immense city, home to 15 million, and slowly descending into the gridlock for which Istanbul is famous. Five to seven hours, indeed – it had been nearly six by the time we stopped for a break in some non-descript neighbourhood. You know you’re in for a long afternoon when you take a break in a part of the same city as your destination.

Moments later, however, we sped over an immense bridge, looking down on the blue waters lined with yacht clubs, restored fortresses and mosques. Here it was – the Bosphorus – the thin sliver of water that separates European Turkey from Asian Anatolia. Here we are. After nearly three months, I’ve made it back to Europe.

Rhubarb Rhoute – LIVE

For those avid readers – or fans of rhubarb in general – who happen to be in Le Marche, Italy next week, you have a mighty treat in store.

From the local rag:

I Segretti della Via del Rabarbaro

Ewan Lamont é un uomo d’affari Inglese che lavora a Pechino, in Cina. Per molti anni si é interessato nella ‘Via del Rabarbaro‘. Come la antica ‘Via della Seta’, la Via del Rabarbaro attraversò l’ Asia Centrale e portò in 16 Seculo all’Europa, inclusa l’Italia, la pianta medicinale e misteriosa conosciuta oggi come il Rabarbaro.

Questi ultime mesi, Ewan ha percorso questa strada, incominciando in Cina e proseguendo via il Kazakhstan, il Kirghiztan, l’Uzbekistan, il Turkomenistan, l’Azerbaijan ed altre nazioni esotiche viaggando in autobus, treno, nave e cammello.

Le Marche saranno l’ultima tappa prima di concludere il viaggio a Venezia – l’Emporio del Rabarbaro.

Il 30 Luglio Ewan Lamont parlera del suo viaggio illustrato da diapositive della sua aventura. “

For those of you philistines who don’t read Italian, I’ve been asked to talk about my trip to a town in Le Marche, Italy (!). Rather poignantly, it will be the evening before I waltz into Venice, the de facto conclusion of the Rhubarb Rhoute.

Modesty prevents me from translating the rather grand introduction above, but suffice to say I’d better think up something interesting to say in the next few days, else I’ll have a hall full of disappointed Italians on my hands. And nobody wants a disappointed Italian.

When: 6pm, 30th July
Where: The Bronze Beaters’ Hall, off the Municipal Piazzo

(Cynics might suggest that I only agreed to it once I heard the name of the venue)

The paucity of appropriate material aside, of course, one pertinent issue that might complicate my timely arrival involves Turkish, Greek and Italian public transport. It’s fair to suggest that none of the three are synonymous with reliability – or indeed, good driving – so over the next few days I’ll need to cook up a plan to get halfway up Italy by the 30th.

Consider this a suspended-cliff-hanger conclusion to this post….

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Otogar to Otogar

It’s a big, ol’ country, Turkey. In contrast to much of the mashrutka-hopping I engaged in for the last couple of months, I seem to be spending considerable periods of my day on the road – 5 hours to Trabzon, 8 hours to Samsun, 7 hours to Ankara tomorrow – which leaves little scope for general hilarity on the road.

I can’t even complain about the state of the roads, my offensive mashrutka-mates or questionable cuisine. I’m in Turkey and the livin’ is easy, my friends. Find the otogar, jump on a clean, new, streamlined vessel replete with air-con, coffee machines and wireless internet, zoom down the motorways until you reach your destination. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Fine – so one bus had a few issues somewhere between Trabzon and Sinop, necessitating a pause of an hour or so, during which we were fed, watered, and encouraged to have a stroll along the beach. Slightly more convenient than this series of multiple breakdowns in Kazakhstan.

The realities of the Turkish road network mean that I’ve now peeled myself away from the Black Sea coast which I have been following since crossing the border from Georgia. It’s a wonderful drive – dropping in and out of small seaside resorts where old men sit under pines in the parks drinking tea looking out to the sea. If you lived in one of these places you’d be drip-fed ice cream and no doubt feel that life was one non-stop holiday. Fantastic.

With the “utilitarian” city of Samsun behind me, I head on towards the Turkish capital, and finally across the Bosphorus to Istanbul.

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Avoiding Natasha

I always know how to sniff out classy venues. Indeed, for my Turkish debut, I was determined to locate a real bona fide hotel, with running water, lockable doors and walls made of more than papier mache. The barbaric lands were behind me, I thought, and having crossed yet another border – marking the end of the old Soviet Union –  it was time to celebrate with a victorious doner kebab.

Here, Russki nyet – we’re back into the Turkic lands of long verb-endings and bizarre concepts of vowel harmony.

One of the gadzillion mini-buses lurking around the bus station ferried me to the main square where the driver eventually motioned for me to get out. Plenty of hotels by the mosque, the tout at the bus station had told me. You can’t miss them.

He wasn’t wrong. A blistering array of cheap-looking hotels assaulted me as I rounded the corner, withering under the weight of my pack. Some dry wafers had accompanied me from Batumi but I was ravenous – the sight of glorious hunks of lamb and chicken whirring around in front of a log fire looked devine. Tonight, gentlemen, we feast.

Almost by accident, I wandered into Hotel Evri. The poor boy on the desk looked astonished to see me in my big-haired, unshaven glory, and dashed out the back to summon assistance.

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Now the Easy Part…?

Sarpi: At the border looking into Turkey

Sarpi: At the border looking into Turkey

It may have been the inevitable downer after the sugar-high of an overdose on ice cream and frighteningly addictive Georgian cakes. It might have been the effects of dehydration after lugging my battered rucksack in a nightmare of perspiration from one end of Batumi to the other in search of the correct bus station. It just might have been the generous farewell vodkas I shared with Francesco and Romina as we bobbed our heads to the rhythm of unconvincing Russian pop on the beach the night before.

Whatever it was, my final morning in Georgia was tough going. The humidity was robbing my body of any chance of rehydration, and in my desperation I even downed a small bottle of the dreaded Borjomi, hoping its toted medicinal properties might kick in quick-smart. Sadly, no.

Although there are still a good few thousand miles to go, it’ll be good to get back to a Muslim country to dry out for a few days.

So then, Turkey. So strangely familiar, but still so, erm, deliciously exotic. Still the pleasing pear-shaped tea glasses I first encountered in Azerbaijan. Still the studied fixation with well-crafted moustaches. Still hundreds of dazzling silk headscarves. Still the hauntingly beautiful call to prayer ringing out over the city. And, before you asked, it’s still a mutton-based party here in Anatolia. Good job I indulged in a few pork shashlyk before hot-footing it to the avtovagzal and piling it across the border.

I’m not entirely sure what to expect from this stage of the journey. When I set off from Beijing, anything past the Caucasus seemed impossibly far away and comparatively so utterly convenient that it seemed foolish to start worrying about what to see, where to stay and what culinary delights to look out for. Suddenly, here I stand blinking at the bright lights of the periphery of Europe proper (despite what those Georgians claim – geography isn’t decided by the Eurovision Song Contest, chaps), drooling at the prospect of what I might find the other side of the Bosphorus.

I am also sans guidebook – Lonely Planet no longer has me in its warm- if slightly suffocating – embrace. Quite aside from lugging too many heavy guidebooks for thousands of miles, the reasoning was that once I’d made it this far, most of the hard work was already done – so once I arrive in Trabzon in a few hours I’ll be at the mercy of sharking taxi drivers looking to lodge me in a fiendishly expensive pensiyon.

I’m also rapidly running out of time – rhubarb waits for no man – and need to be in Istanbul in a few days.

Still, it’s a glorious run west from the Georgian border, with the Black Sea twinkling to my right, and mosques looming out of the sub-tropical vegetation on the hills to my left. Absolutely gorgeous.

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